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King of Tumblr as of 10/17/2011. Get on your knees and kiss the royal prostate.

I am a rude, obnoxious jackass who loves Mindless Self Indulgence and hates being nice to people.

Lyn-Z and Lady Gaga are my dream wives.

I hope you like the color green.

-Foolio (your friendly neighborhood white male privileged douche-fuck who thoroughly encourages you to read the fucking FAQ)